Where to Relax Like The White Lotus (Without the Drama)

Is The White Lotus giving you spa envy? Here are five places in Europe where you can unwind like a TV character—minus the chaos.
Eriro (Austria)
One of the first things they’re asked to do when arriving at the White Lotus is to not use their phones. If the digital detox vibe is what you’re going for, Eriro in Austria is probably the best place for you. There you’ll find there are no TVs and wi-fi is only available by request. The rooms are made from natural materials that echoes the beauty of the surrounding Alps. Be one of the first to enjoy this boutique hotel that opened in the summer of 2024.
Lanserhof Sylt (Germany)
Using a mix of holistic, naturopathy and more classic medicine, Lanserhof Sylt resort in Germany offers all the services you’d come to expect such as a personal trainer, massages, meditation, but what makes them stand out is the Lanserhof fasting cure which is said to detoxify, purify and deacidify your digestive system. Because revitalizing your health doesn’t happen overnight, there is a 7 night minimum with many people choosing to stay longer.
Euphoria Retreat (Greece)
Being in the Peloponnese islands of Greece is usually enough to begin relaxing, but the Euphora retreat puts that experience over the top ! Set on a Unesco World Heritage site, surrounded by a private forest, they combine ancestral Greek knowledge with modern science and nature to provide a unique experience. Be sure not to miss the sphere pool where you can hear dolphin and whale calls underwater, something you’ll want to repeat over and over again.
Palace Merano (Italy)
Missing the chic italian vibes of season 2 of The White Lotus ? Try Palace Merano. Located in the South Tyrol region of Italy, this medical wellness hotel offers customized detox programs focused on longevity. You can choose to focus on weight loss, sleep patterns, digestion, anxiety, skin problems and they will make sure you are in the best of hands.
Chenot Palace Weggis (Switzerland)
The Chenot Palace Weggis has been a go-to for A-list celebrities, world-class athletes and Middle Eastern Royalty for years. Their approach is centered around the Chenot Method, developed by Dr. Henri Chenot in 1974, but constantly improving with the latest technological advances. Located on Lake Lucern, this hotel combines a beautiful setting, a scientific method, personalized plans, delicious food, luxurious infrastructure and top-notch service. It’s a classic for a reason.